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Airport Car Park Attendant

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By D. B. Cooper/ 2007


A car park check-inn operator by the name of Auld Harry, had a dry sense of humour. The process for checking-inn was, to call at a check-inn booth next to the entrance barrier, check the pre-paid booking details were correct, then be told where to park.

The computer contained all the data such as flight details, car colour, car make and registration. When not busy, check-inn staff could note the registration of a car driving in so they could get the booking up on screen by the time the customer pulled up at the check-inn booth.

This sometimes impressed customers as the check-inn staff could then greet them by their name. Many customers were confused as to how they knew their names, some couples going on a dirty weekend, were concerned how they knew the false name they were using.

One day, Harry with the dry sense of humour, greeted a customer by stating, good morning Mr Brown.

Mr Brown replied, how do you know my name, do you know me.

Harry replied, I was doubled up with you in Barlinnie Prison.

Mr Brown saw the funny side, but his wife and the couple traveling with them in the back or their car, looked concerned to say the least.

The End